haf-gaf

a person or thing that is both homo as fuck and gay as fuck.

jon is haf-gaf.
jon is the king of the haf-gafs.

by BEAVER & BROW January 7, 2009

gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

Goof my gaf

When somebody goofs your gaf they are pushing your buttons and trolling you at the same time.

Do not goof my gaf Bryan I'm not in the mood

by The Gaf Goofer April 19, 2017

all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're supposed to do and they're just running around the pitch.

Person 1: Mate, what the hell is john doin'

Person 2: I don't fucking know, he's just all around the gaf

by berber16 May 7, 2018

Gaf Party At The House

Gaf Party

A Big Huge House Party.

Man I Cant Wait Til That Gaf Party At The House.

by ShazzBazz June 16, 2008

Being-A-Bit-Gaf

To obsessively insult somebodyelses clothes/being too obsessed with the clothes you are wearing.

Gareth : Look at the shoes that guys wearing!!!! What a knob!!

Ryan : Wo man you're Being-A-Bit-Gaf

by Lil Luke May 30, 2008

GAF

Gaf means "Gypsy As Fuck". In other words, it is when what status off as a horse trade, turns into a goat fuck, and then ends in a chicken chase.

MEANING THE DEAL IS TOAST.

Said like "Dude, this deal is GAF"

by Nicibunch April 23, 2019