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Grenade Launching

Grenade launching is the art of convincing a "grenade" that one of your friends (who is really drunk at the time) thinks she is cute. You then proceed to try and set the two up so that your friend ends up "pounding" a grenade.
Last night this grenade would not leave me alone so I ended up grenade launching Sparky and he ended up pounding a grenade again.
by witekastle September 28, 2010
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h-grenade

Name given to someone whose name starts with H and is worth it. Could sometimes be used for a hot girl or for a teacher that you have.
Wow h-grenade is looking great today, i just want to get into her pants.
or
Man I just want to pull h-grenades pin and she her explode.

Man H-grenade's class was gerat today.
by Hugh Jass Crack December 16, 2008
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Jamaican Hand Grenade

Nickname give to Red Stripe (TM) Beer, refering to the bottle's somewhat unique barrel shape with a short neck. Also used in reference to potencey of the beer.
"Hey man, toss me one of them jamaican hand grenades" ; "Those jamaican hand grenades kicked my ass last night" ; "One of those jamaican hand grenades went off in my head"
by Sp@rky June 5, 2009
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Grande

A spanish word, supposedly meaning "large", bastardized by the Starbucks marketing machine to mean medium; their 16oz coffee.
I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always treat me like an idiot because I confuse a "Tall, "Grande" and "Vente". Grande is spanish for large, right? "Short" is the only size that makes any sense and "Vente" is an Italian word! WTF is that?! Why can't they just call them small, medium, large and extra large anyway?
by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009
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grenade whore

Someone who throws a lot of grenades in Halo.
You grenade whore! You just wait until I turn infinite grenades off!
by Napster August 30, 2004
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sensitivity grenade

The mean lady lashed out at everyone, because her brain was filled with sensitivity grenades.
by Jonfurstn November 23, 2009
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Granderpants

An unattractive, old fashioned and often huge style of underpants/breifs, worn by pensioners and people with appalling fashion sense.

Often spotted covering large asses, where the lining of the granderpants are visible through pants/jeans and exposed to the unfortunate public. Also commonly spotted on people with grotesque and fat behinds.
As Jim walked down the street he noticed a fat old lady wearing a gross flowery dress with her huge pantie line clearly visible underneath. A gust of wind blew up her dress further exposing her brown huge underwear, that was struggling to contain her huge, fat and saggy ass. It was then Jim knew he had spotted a pair of granderpants.
by Dark Owl July 13, 2009
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