Glock

Penis, cock, dick, johnson, viener, weiner, rod, frankfurter, meat whistle, sausage, the ness, wrinkle beast, package, wood, pecker, shaft, wang, paddywacker, twinkie, male genetalia, junk, pee pee, firemans hose, willie, ding dong, unit, prick, peter, chubby, love stick, love pump, dicksicle, blowpop, chode, weasel, codpiece, anaconda, slinky, dicksac

yeah she's fine, just like my glock

by Kambrose Whitehorse February 20, 2009

Glock 18

A machine pistol manufactured by Glock GmbH. It is essentially a select-fire Glock 17 that is very dangerous to fire with one hand and suicide to dual-wield. It completely redefines the term "spray-and-pray".

The robbers' Glock 18s had even the SWAT team diving for cover.

by Zolotros June 15, 2009

glocktopus

Picture an octopus holding guns (glocks) with its tentacles. That is the literal definition of a glocktopus. The word can also be interpreted to mean a badass motherfucker.

Did you see that dude pound an entire bottle of whiskey. He's a fucking glocktopus.

by glocktopus July 11, 2006

Glocklacocka

Someone who cums so fast that it seems like they're burst-firing a glock.

I know, he HAS to be a glocklacocka!

by Chargedpking May 24, 2011

glochid

That irritating prickly thingie on a flat type of cactus (an Opuntia, for instance) that jabs you and gets embedded in your skin. Very difficult to remove.

Wear latex gloves when you're transplanting prickly pear cacti, otherwise you'll be stuck by a glochid.

by pentozali May 30, 2013

Glocky

A Glock semi-automatic pistol

Glocky in the whip

by glocku August 16, 2017

glocalzone

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Add your next travel on Glocalzone, start to earn money while you are traveling.

by glocalzoning October 11, 2018