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Recharge the gas light 

Putting so little gas in your vehicle that the gas light is still on when leaving the station.
I'm so broke that I always just recharge the gas light so I can drive to the store and grab a 40.

Gaslighting

Doing something to upset someone, waiting for them to react, then standing back in pretend ignorance saying "what? what did I do?"
Trump is gaslighting the middle east by moving the American embassy to Jerusalem
Gaslighting by eveonline2017 December 9, 2017

gaslighter

jay is such a gaslighter
gaslighter by sweatynuts6969 March 24, 2022

Gaslighting

When you tell a woman she's wrong about something and goes insane and expects you to to apologize for having a penis but instead you just go quite and close your eyes and wait for it to end like a plane crash.
Gaslighting: Our male ancestors started hunting so they wouldn't gaslight anymore.
Gaslighting by Balls of copper August 30, 2022

GASLIGHTING

Screw the psychology definition of ‘Gaslighting’; gaslighting is when someone takes a naked flame to a fart, causing the fart to explode like a bomb.
Gaslighting is defined as Just when Simon farted his friend used his cigarette lighter to ignite Simon’s fart thus causing an explosion
GASLIGHTING by Lucky1974 January 8, 2021

Gaslighting

Telling stupid ass blatant lies that everyone knows are fake. Especially with a lot of conviction.
Matthew Imma make an UrbanDictionary entry of Gaslighting and just put up a picture of you. That's it, just you.
Gaslighting by coachbuggy October 31, 2020