Fucktardation

What occurs when you click a Logan or Jake Paul video

I just watched a Logan Paul video
Bro you just went through fucktardation

by RussianSlav September 23, 2019

Fuckity Fuck McFuck

Sentence of fuck expressing great displeasure or annoyance.

"Hey did you do your homework?"
"OH FUCKITY FUCK MCFUCK!"

by Hugo McKinnon August 18, 2006

Fucktardian

A fucking retard so deeply stupid that he/she seems to be a genetic deviance from humanity.

Jeff is such a fucktard. He tried to make the argument that if his date wasn't a cops daughter he wouldn't have been pulled over for drunk driving. His parents are fucktards too. It is like he is 2nd generation fucktardian.

by Mathtard February 4, 2010

fuck fuck fuckity fuck

often an expression used for ones self. When you have done something wrong thats usually ve simple, I.e threading a needle in a hurry.

Miss one " ow bugger"
Miss two " fuck"
Miss three " fuck it"
miss four "fuckin ell"
(now your feelin stupid n time is gatting on)
(your thought- why am I so kin dull? you start to grin at your own stupidness))
Miss five "owwwwa Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck" (grin)(try again!!)

by Fat Bob September 28, 2006

teamkilling fucktard

1) Someone who demonstrates the qualities of a fucktard (See definition) before, after, or during the action of killing a teammate in an online game.

2) Caboose, from Red vs. Blue

You teamkilling fucktard! You shot your CO!

by Shadowlings Tear January 29, 2005

fucktaki mushroom

When some accidently use the word "shit" when they wish not to, they might add "taki mushroom" so it is as if they were not swearing at all. This method may also be used for the word "fuck".

One day I accidentally started to say "what the fuck" in maff class when informed of a homework assignment. I knew this would not fly. Thinking quickly I added "taki mushroom" to the end. The day was saved. No one suspects me of being a potty mouff. The teacher, coincidentally, is actually quite fond of fucktaki mushrooms in her spring rolls. Oh fucktaki mushroom! I misspelled "mouth".

by a man from norf america April 10, 2008

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017