by unhappytrail December 7, 2009

Someone who has been forced to live with a forest animal. The animal is usually large like a bear or the mythical Bigfoot.
The couple in the horror movie, Willow Creek, caught a glimpse at a naked women that had been taken by a Sasquatch to be his forest bride.
by Fred Croft November 20, 2016

Term to describe the highest level of bizarre lunacy. The origin of this expression is the title of of the movie "Naisu no mori: The First Contact" (2005), which also translated as "Funky Forest: The First Contact". We would encourage everyone to search for this movie on IMDB and watch the trailer. We let you to be the judge.
by Friendly Robot September 15, 2009

by deeznutzinurmouth420 August 19, 2009

by stephanny May 20, 2007

The act of smearing poop on one's pubic hairs, then proceeding to have anal sex with a girl where the poop gets rubbed on her ass.
by jimmy jibberish December 12, 2007

pubic hair,used in "barry trotter & the unnecessary sequel" by micheal gerber... where 2 female hogwash student chat about shaving the forbidden forest
Hogwash female 1:hav u shaved ur forbidden forest?
Hogwash female 2:My wat?
Hogwash female 1 pointed to Hogwash female 2's lap.
Hogwash female 2:Ooo... no... y?
Hogwash female 2:My wat?
Hogwash female 1 pointed to Hogwash female 2's lap.
Hogwash female 2:Ooo... no... y?
by Abebil April 20, 2005
