Floof

The act of one blowing a cloud of vapor in another one's face. Preferably someone a person cares for or loves.

Floofee: "Why did you floof me for?"

Floofer: "Because I love you silly!"

by germrocker August 20, 2014

Floof

A cute dog with soft fluffy fur.

You're dog is such a cute Floof

by MLGPure June 27, 2020

Floof

TECHNOBLADES DOGGO. FLOOF

Technoblade: "Floof, ugh, save me!"
Floof: *Silence*
He's a dog what'd you expect :P

by Z3r420 April 5, 2021

Floof

Floof is anything extra that is unneccessary, albiet aesthetically pleasing. Kind of like all the double consonants in 'unneccessary'.

I floofed my purse by adding rhinestones.

by Jilln@ire December 26, 2023

floof

a floofy critter

The floofy critter ate my banana.

I love floofy critters.

Floofies plurl

by floofcritterlol June 2, 2022

floof

Cutesy other name for flowers, when dogs are involved mostly, on Twitter.

The floof just looks like the sun!
The floof smells really nice.

by Floofmeister June 11, 2022

Floof

One's pubic hair (or bush) only when it is particularly covered in fluffy sometimes wiry hairs.

Man, your floof is looking fine today!

by evabeaver7 September 1, 2025