Fletcher

Guys named Fletcher are all around pretty dope. They act like they're short even though they are weirdly tall. Master of puns and lover of sloths.

Nobody:...
Fletcher: sloths, amirite??

by Kaede Stan November 14, 2020

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Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.

"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."

by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020

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fletchered

When you fuck a relationship with a girl

I like this girl but I think I Fletchered it

by Jesussandalsss September 11, 2020

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Fletcher

Fletcher is one of the best people to be friends with. They usually have long blonde hair, likes mythical creatures such as dragons and goblins, and is overall one of the nicest people on earth. If a girl falls for a fletcher, there is no getting them back. So be careful about that. Fletchers can also be a bit weird and pervy. But they're great to hang out with. If a fletcher is your friend, you are very lucky. If a fletcher loves you, never let him go.

Person 1: look, its fletcher!
Person 2: wow, he's so cool! We should ask if we can hang out with him.
Person 1: alright come on! Let's go ask!

by Jimmybob2015 September 26, 2020

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