INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER?

When discussing Indians there is often confusion about who you're talking about, native Americans or people from India. To clarify the matter you can ask, "Dot or feather?" The feather refering to native Americans or dot, referring to the red dot worn by Indian women.

Judy said, "I was downtown and a large group of Indians were in the park."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."

Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."

by MR WOLF September 17, 2007

eyeball felch

Just what it sounds like. To ejaculate in your partner's eye, and then lick it out.

I know Trevor really loves me because last night we eyeball felched.

by Dom H September 7, 2006

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

slow feltch

same as feltch but you let the hot animal semen marinade in the rectum for at least 24 hours while the semen bask in the raw essence of the butt gravy and then drink with a bendy straw.

Jeff enjoyed the roasty goodness of the slow feltched juices as he sucked so elagantly through his purple bendy straw

by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw September 13, 2009

Southern Fried Feather Duster

A cleaning lady in the south.

Our maid in Alabama was a Southern Fried Feather Duster.

by poore moe, poor moe August 14, 2009

Feltham

A shitty town in West London. Feltham consists of a bunch of chavs, a McDonald's(chavs hot spot)and a small jd. It is rated the worst place to live in West London and I would not live in feltham.

• I'm reping my end, Feltham
•shit town in london

by Feltham April 22, 2019

Felching Furby

The act of fucking a furby doll in the ass, then sucking the contents out with a straw.

I totally did a felching furby yesterday, and it was creamy!

Felching furby's are erotic!!

I did a felching furby and now im gonna do it again with a crazy straw!

by Mistrfister August 5, 2010