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browse feature

A feature on MySpace that most normal people that have their shit together use seldomly, but it is use most frequently by people who don't have a life, don't have any friends in the real, are horny, and are trying to be cool to have 1,000s of friends and that makes them pretty much a loser anyway. A civilized person will use to search feature and add people they truly know and celebrities and bands they truly like, not pornstars and weird bands that nobody heard of just be cool and sick.
That person has 4,727 friends. Why? She has been spending about 98% of her free time using that damn browse feature. She should get a life.
by The Prepster September 5, 2007
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Double feature

1) A person who likes woman and men.
2) A bisexual.
3) A.C.-D.C.
- Hey, wasn't that singer David Bowie gay? I found out he was married with this woman for 24 years!
- Gay? No, he was double feature. I heard he dated Lou Reed and Mick Jagger back in the 70s.
by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018
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Tweaker Feature

An uncontrollable spastic muscle twitch or other unnatural jerk that is a tell tell sign of long-term meth use or signs of getting ahold of some bad shit.
MK- " man, I know he's getting high "
HB - " who?"
MK - " my brother"
HB - " are you serious? How do you know"
MK - " see how the corner of his mouth is all weird and twitching, kinda like a fucked up Elvis lip? That's his tweaker feature"
HB - " no shit? Man that's weird AF"
by 'Denver's Finest' October 13, 2022
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A dead end feature

When a movie ends with a goal never being achieved. Or it’s not known if a goal was ever achieved.
That movie was such a dead end feature. I can’t believe I even watched that.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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It’s not a bug, It’s a feature

An excuse developers make in which a bug or a glitch in a program is supposedly “intentional” or an actual feature. Developers do this because they are too lazy to fix it.
User: “dear Dev, theres a bug where if someone buys something, it takes the money but doesn't give you the thing you want to purchase. can you fix this?”

Dev (the asshole): “It’s not a bug, It’s a feature. the script just needs someone to buy twice for it to double check. it’s definitely not a scam.”
by evan.gelical August 25, 2023
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feature creep

The progressive addition of requirements into a project (especially software) after the specification has been completed. This can result in bloat and an end product that seems to have lots of extra bits attached with duct tape.

This is often caused by managers or consultants that do not have a clear view of what product development entails and start sentences with "How easy would it be to..."
Just to warn you: Will is the king of feature creep. If he suggests another feature to you, tell him to run it by me first. That'll calm him down.
by correctionalshoesboy July 9, 2004
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feature zenith

During a s/w products life it will reach a pinnacle of functionality and performance. Subsequent releases of the software tend to diminish from that pinnacle and merely becomes a licensing/revenue raising exercise with lower quality releases as a result.
Microsoft Office 2003 was the feature zenith for the Office Suite.
by giuliocc May 26, 2009
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