funded engagement

n. A marital engagement under which the housing and living expenses of one fiance are covered by the other.

No matter how good your proposal is, she won't say 'yes' unless you agree to shack-up and make this a full-on funded engagement.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018

Bro Fund Me

Cash collection process to get your buddy out of jail.

"The Police Department does not accept PayPal. I set up a Bro Fund Me account by driving to your place. How much cash can you donate to help get Sam out of jail. He's a friend in need.

by Matt8ken January 20, 2020

You find, I fund!

A phrase meaning someone must get/find something for you and you will fund (pay for) it.

Those heels online are stunning... You find, I fund!

That pizza looks yummy.. You find, I fund!

by LingDanc803 March 22, 2023

aux funds

When you give your money to somebody's uncle and act like you don't got no money.

"Bro, can I get that money you owe me?"
"I'll have to get it out of my aux funds my dude."

by Vodka_Veins February 29, 2016

Insignificant funds

Money that’s too unimportant or worth considering. Such as not having any money at all.

I have insignificant funds in my bank account.

by Midnight2000 July 05, 2024

hench fund

Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.

"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"

"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."

by nygeek August 30, 2012

bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.

Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!

by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016