Fokå

when something is stupid, obvious, duh!, who cares...

Person One: Hey.
Person Two: I had ice cream for breakfast.
Person One: fokå!

by The Bear March 28, 2005

foke

Mad fake cocaine, all the transatlantic rage cause you can appear like a rock star from afar without OD'ing and whatnot. Might get a placedo buzz if uninformed and a previous coke virgin.

How much is that 8ball of foke?
Four shillings, yo.
That's cheaper than an hj from your mum!
I know!

by Buckles April 11, 2005

fokker

Swedish term for fucker.

The German fokkers were all flying Messerschmitts.

by Seymor Heines February 18, 2008

fokal

A South African slang word which means "nothing".

Susie: Do you have a R10 Abdul?
Abdul: I got fokal mybru

by Queenpin Kristin June 30, 2017

fokka you botch

a person who cant say fuk u bitch, they say fokka you botch
(its easier for retards to say)

PERSON 1 : oy cheif can i borrow 50p for a fag?
CHEIF: fokka you botch i need da cosh for da bos, is ur dad gonna pay for it?

by brapppppppp January 11, 2008

foka

A seal. The Spanish and Catalan spells are "foca", but Catalan people sometimes write words with "k" to look more "radikal" (or more Polish, since we are called Polish by the rest of Spaniards). A fat person is usually called "foca", but with the k-spell, it rathers refers to its cuteness. Used in a familiar way.

Although originally a name, it can be declined to form new Spanish verbs and adjectives: fokalismo (fokalism), fokalidad (fokality), fokoso, fokacho, fokarron, fokismo (fokism), fokastico (fokastic), foko.

(1) Ei, foka! What's up! ^^
(2) Only real fokas are allowed in this party.
(3) Dinner was a fokality! (too much / gorgeous)

by HawkFB July 16, 2008

Foke

A joke based mostly on real, factual events. Making a comment about someone that could possibly sound like a joke to someone, yet is based on real facts.

I told a Foke to my co-workers..."If he eats that much lunch - he will get drowsy and fall asleep." On the outside it sounds as though one is joking about the persons weight or eating too much, but the people I told it to are aware he likes to fall asleep most days at his desk - with or without the big meal.

by fatboy1970 March 24, 2011