by Antifloppyfish October 10, 2013
A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.
Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
by Johnny Smores. April 05, 2009
Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".
"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
by userbits March 07, 2010
Dude, stop being a floppy docker.
At the club, Steven showed he was one who flopped with the dockers.
At the club, Steven showed he was one who flopped with the dockers.
by Josephilip October 01, 2013
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