Ferrari is one of THE DOUCHEBAGIEST car company out there, you want one out of the factory? Well make sure you have an older one or prepare to be denied
Ferrari: "you want this one?"
"Yes"
Ferrari: "you must have an older one to show your truly a Ferrari fan"
"Yes"
Ferrari: "you must have an older one to show your truly a Ferrari fan"
by XXXTENTACIONPP August 16, 2021

The most perfect person you will ever lay eyes on! Can be a bit irritating at times, but worth it all in the end!
by Coco.nut June 9, 2017

by jirikara November 6, 2022

Scuderia Ferrari is another word for depression. It can also be used as another word for anxiety, or saying something is an absolute fucking joke. The most common use of this word is another way to say that this is so incredibly frustrating. We've lost all competitiveness. You just have to listen to me. I would have found a different way of managing those issues. Now it's just undrivable
McLaren fan: Bro wake up it’s race week
Ferrari fan: Shut the fuck up. Your team win every race, and it’s not even like your drivers are good. They only win because they have the fastest car, and what do we have? My team have a SHITBOX. A fucking TRACTOR! And Carlos Sainz has left us too because he’s moved to Williams, and he got a penalty! In the Dutch GP guess what? BOTH CARS DNF. I’m starting to think this is a joke. I’m starting to feel like fucking Scuderia Ferrari
Ferrari fan: Shut the fuck up. Your team win every race, and it’s not even like your drivers are good. They only win because they have the fastest car, and what do we have? My team have a SHITBOX. A fucking TRACTOR! And Carlos Sainz has left us too because he’s moved to Williams, and he got a penalty! In the Dutch GP guess what? BOTH CARS DNF. I’m starting to think this is a joke. I’m starting to feel like fucking Scuderia Ferrari
by maxfreakstappen September 1, 2025

by Just a country girl March 25, 2022

The absolute best PERIOD! extremely rare- you rarely seen them but you know they’re worth a lot of $ and only the elite have access to them. They are to be taken care of.
by Yupunhunh November 23, 2021

Chester is a typical accountant until he has a Jack & Coke and zeppelin comes on—then that dude is a party Ferrari!
by Mcspeech January 29, 2021
