butt plug fell out

Used when something very shocking or unfortunate happens to you.

Jeff's butt plug just fell out.

by getmoney111 January 7, 2005

Too big to fell.

Change the often used, abused phrase, "Too big to fail" around a bit to mean when an entity, company, person or corporation becomes so huge and so powerful, nothing can bring them down.

"Monsanto is too big to fell."
"As often maligned as his news empire is these days, Ruppert Murdoch is still too big to fell."

by RadioFlyer July 31, 2012

My dick fell off

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"

"You cheated on me!"

"Sorry, my dick fell off"

by MexicanMandingo October 15, 2016

I fell asleep

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.

I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"

by P.Shiesty November 15, 2021

ivy fell

This is used when the Twitter user “feelslikeivy” falls and then messages us on Discord that she fell.

ivy fell, again..... god damn it.

by ghostindress • planetcruella December 19, 2021

slipped and fell

the excuse that you give at a hospital when you have an object jammed inside your body in an attempt for sexual gratification. it is usually not believable

i slipped and fell on my sharpie and it's stuck in my ass.

by Kaja2 June 24, 2016

did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

by Diana Prince Wonder Woman March 29, 2017