1. A foul and highly
flammable mixture of gases (including methane), that is ejaculated from the anus and, if inhaled excessively and to a certain extent, can get you very woozy.
2. A dud.
3. Refers to an older
creature, most commonly directed towards
humans.
1. What is that putrid aroma!? Dave, did you fart again?
2. This
car sucks. Every
time I turn on the ignition, it just farts.
3. Hey
Wesley, look at that old fart with the cane.