Eternals

The worst Marvel movie in the history of all marvel movies in the MCU

Person 1: Dude, have you seen the new Marvel movie Eternals?
Person 2: I wish I hadn't... *while crying* I miss Stan Lee

by I didn't use my real name! March 30, 2022

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eternalhold

Putting someone on the telephone on hold, with no intention of getting back to them!

Some guy just called to buy the car that is advertised below dealer cost, so I put him on eternalhold! LOL

by Joe E. August 16, 2007

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The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.

“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

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Eternal boner syndrome

When you can't stop getting a rock hard erection every day thus only being tamed or cured by jacking off

Dude I have eternal boner syndrome, I'm not a sex addict I swear.

by Quantum7_ August 17, 2018

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Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole

Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go

by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019

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