my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.

Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 20, 2023

Exploding out of the closet

Telling someone your a homosexual by shouting it at the top of your lungs

Billie: So, yesterday Becky ran up to me and shouted 'I'M A LESBIAN' at the top of her lungs
Ruth: So you're saying she's exploding out of the closet?
Billie: What?

by gengernenger January 08, 2015

exploding butt syndrome

When you go to shit and everything rockets out of your ass all at once, and is usually part liquid.

My wife can't have milk because she suffers from EBS (Exploding Butt Syndrome)

by sirpoopsalotSR March 01, 2014

exploding head syndrome

Exploding Head Syndrome, Aka EHS, is the felling you get, especially females, when you almost drifted to sleep, and you hear a loud sound like an explosion, fireworks, or even a gun shot. The victim then wakes up with no explanation.

You might have just got the Exploding head syndrome.

by NickDefs July 13, 2015

exploding mushroom stamp

While in the act of doing a mushroom stamp, you jizz(explode) at the same time.

Do the exploding mushroom stamp to your mother

by kuter punch February 28, 2009

Dick About To Explode

Max.

He's never masturbated.

by ush March 20, 2003

Exploding Honeybee Penis

a brave male honeybee will make his move. As he grasps the queen, he everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles , and inserts it tightly into the queen's vajay jay. He immediately cums with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.

Holy crap! He really forgot to pull out! Fucking Exploding Honeybee Penis.

by this.aint.a.phase.mom September 01, 2015