She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.
by a&w May 12, 2006
Get the sectional erection mug.When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.
by nykfn20 January 24, 2009
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holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.
by 123fucknut March 10, 2009
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How hot was that girl you fucked last night?
Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
by Tent Condom September 25, 2008
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"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."
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by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013
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by JoeRogue December 19, 2013
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Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
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John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
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