Jermaine: Yo franks, what'd you do with Geena last night?
Franklin: Yeah man I took that girl out to the Olive Garden then took her back to my pad and gave her one big snow emergency.
Jermaine: Haha, word.
Franklin: Yeah man I took that girl out to the Olive Garden then took her back to my pad and gave her one big snow emergency.
Jermaine: Haha, word.
by Will and Travis June 18, 2006
Chocolate you eat when you go through: Chocolate craving, lovesickness, Exam Pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger.
Girl: Oh eem gee!! This is so not my day!
Friend: Why? What's goin' on?
Girl: I'm feelin' blue...
Friend: Why don’t you grab some Emergency chocolate that will sure make you feel better.
Friend: Why? What's goin' on?
Girl: I'm feelin' blue...
Friend: Why don’t you grab some Emergency chocolate that will sure make you feel better.
by H.M.F February 16, 2009
When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.
"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!
by Denver Martini October 05, 2020
by rashad011 January 25, 2017
A condition that certain clients will have, causing them to occasionally disregard their manners when contacting a sex worker in an attempt to schedule a booking. Individuals having a dick emergency will often not pay proper attention to screening instructions, will attempt to schedule same-day even if policies state that's not offered, and will sometimes even lose grasp of basic grammar.
ring ring
sex worker: "Hello?"
client: "What are your rates?!?"
sex worker: "WOW. OK, let's start with your name first?"
client: "I'm Chad... can you accept me for a booking this afternoon?!?"
sex worker: "OK, I can see that someone is having a dick emergency today... but let's not totally forget our manners, shall we?"
client: "Sorry, yes. So may I please inquire as to your rates?"
sex worker: "They're pretty clearly stated on my web site."
client: "Where is that?"
sex worker: "You managed to find my contact info online... I'm confident that you can find this information, as well. Along with my screening process. Thank you."
click
sex worker: "Hello?"
client: "What are your rates?!?"
sex worker: "WOW. OK, let's start with your name first?"
client: "I'm Chad... can you accept me for a booking this afternoon?!?"
sex worker: "OK, I can see that someone is having a dick emergency today... but let's not totally forget our manners, shall we?"
client: "Sorry, yes. So may I please inquire as to your rates?"
sex worker: "They're pretty clearly stated on my web site."
client: "Where is that?"
sex worker: "You managed to find my contact info online... I'm confident that you can find this information, as well. Along with my screening process. Thank you."
click
by demergency July 08, 2019
In the aftermath of a party, or other social event, the remnants of all of the opened beers (all different kinds) that were left lying around are poured into a gallon jug in case of a beer emergency.
by Urban Defender May 15, 2019
Little kid:mommy daddy I have to go potty. One of the parents:there's no potty here you'll have to hold t until we get to one. little kid ten minutes later crying: I need to go potty!!! I'm having a potty emergency!!! One of the parents: stop crying before you use the potty in your carseat. Little kid crying:I can't hold it!!!
by stuffed animal lovers youtuber May 21, 2021