snow emergency

When a guy blows his load all over a girl. One would say this is another word for money shot.

Jermaine: Yo franks, what'd you do with Geena last night?
Franklin: Yeah man I took that girl out to the Olive Garden then took her back to my pad and gave her one big snow emergency.
Jermaine: Haha, word.

by Will and Travis June 18, 2006

Emergency chocolate

Chocolate you eat when you go through: Chocolate craving, lovesickness, Exam Pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger.

Girl: Oh eem gee!! This is so not my day!

Friend: Why? What's goin' on?

Girl: I'm feelin' blue...

Friend: Why don’t you grab some Emergency chocolate that will sure make you feel better.

by H.M.F February 16, 2009

Emergency Hands

A person who can not fight but is able to get down if need be.

That boy Raymond cant fight but he got them emergency hands.

by rashad011 January 25, 2017

emergency shitstop

It's like an emergency shit, but it happens while your shopping. You'll usually have a cart full of items and the bathrooms are "conveniently" located on the other side of the registers so you have to leave your cart out in the open, hoping no employees take your cart and put your items back.

"I had to take an emergency shitstop at Menards. Parked my cart, "dropped the kids off at the pool", came back and my caRT WAS GONE!!!"

by Northern Hammer July 1, 2023

Emergency Cuddle

A cuddle given in a short amount of time, usually in times of panic and distress

My boyfriend was so scared of the clowns, I had to give him an emergency cuddle.

by Jaan Jaan August 5, 2017

milk emergency

When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.

I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.

by milkman262 December 18, 2013

Emergent CEO

Chief Executive Officer of Shite

“Your acting like the Emergent CEO at the moment”

by Hettie123 September 25, 2020