elliott-faced

when you get so drunk you do hood rat shit and sleep on a log

I drank so much that i was ELLIOTT-FACED and slept on a log.

by totslog September 20, 2013

Elliott

The biggest loser in the world, Has a 2 centimeter dick. Elliott cant pull any bitches too, every time he has sex with women they start wondering why his dick is a fucking 2 centimeter and leave him

"H-Hey elliott... Why is your dick so tiny?"
"Uh uh uh..."
"Fuck you dumb loser Im gonna sleep with a man with a bigger dick!!

"H-Hey elliott... Why is your dick so tiny?"
"Uh uh uh..."
"Fuck you dumb loser Im gonna sleep with a man with a bigger dick!!

by pedophiledefeator November 22, 2021

Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af

are you christian elliott monroe barber?

by jeter_derek December 22, 2020

elliott james alder

elliott james alder is a jarring twat but you miss him when he’s gone

omg that’s such an elliott James alder move

by yurrrrnotme September 25, 2023

Elliott's

The Greatest of all time

"all Elliott's are goats."

by 313detroitmichigan December 10, 2022

elliott

a really fucked up person who pretends they love you only to give you the bare minimum then break your heart and move on 3 days later

“that person is a real dick”
“no it’s just elliott that’s just his lack of morals”

by lavender80999 July 18, 2025

Elliott

A gay dude that sucks dick for 25 cents in a school bathroom

That Elliott doesn’t like girls

by Hhyyjp3 August 21, 2024