The worst thing you could ever call a girl named Meghan. She will hate you with all your life. If your name is Sam don't say your Sammy Hammy. It's just not cool. Meghan will not speak up to confront you about it, so leave her alone.
Eggyboff is a game that is played between sports teams, friends and even families. The rules of the game are simple, someone calls an Eggyboff by naming a rule. For example :"Next person to use the toilet is eggyboff".
If you become Eggyboff, no-one can talk to you or acknowledge you for the whole time they are Eggyboff. If someone else does talk to Eggyboff, they become Eggyboff until either someone talks to them, or a new rule is called.
It is best played in risky situations, such as a football match, "Next person to touch the ball is Eggyboff".
A person who loves to shove handfuls of eggs up their rectum. They are usually found in Greece, North America, or the egg section of a grocery store in those areas. This species is not dangerous unless you share attributes to an egg. (Smell, taste, appearance, etc.) If you resemble an egg in any way, it will become extremely deadly. Please seek medical attention if bitten, come in contact with it’s yolk or forcefully shoved up into its anal cavity.
Only known weaknesses:
1. Deprivation of eggs for long periods of time
2. Being scrambled (shaken violently)
3. Roller coasters (causes scrambling)
Eggyy is very dangerous
Jason: “Run! It’s the eggyy!”