edward pee pee hands

Used when one doesn’t wash their hands after taking a piss.

Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”

Cody: “I took the fattest piss ever, man.”

Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”

Cody: “No.”

Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”

Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”

by slipperydingus69 May 7, 2018

kangaroo edward

Australian rhyming slang for rooted.
i.e. Kangaroo = roo, edward = ted

This email server is kangaroo edward.

by R4ym0nd0 March 9, 2008

Edward 40 Hands

Duct taping 40 ounce beers to each hand.

"Dude Im not gay, he was Edward 40 hands and I had to help him piss"

by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006

Edgard

Edgard is like the Best Fucking Dude Ever. He'll always be there when you'll need it. He's amazing and funny, but you could hate him because he always gets with everyone!
He enjoys the life at any times.

"Oh my god, i need to speak with someone, Mark needs help for his homework and melissa wants to get with someone tonight at the party...."

"I know the right guy for you ! Go ahead call Edgard"

by Crazylittlething April 5, 2010

Eduardo

Tends to be born in February due to being so attractive and very sexy. They will always do anything to make you happy. They can be inappropriate at times but is usually a very nice boy who is very creative and is helpful. They tend to have an over sized cock

He is so sexy with that cock of his when in bed

Eduardo makes me laugh so much he makes me happy when he walks into the room

by Tjdkdl May 14, 2018

Edward Cullen

The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.

Man, that guy is freaky.
Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.

by noellewashere March 10, 2009

Edward Cullen

An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.

Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?

by Spectacular. July 19, 2009