edsheeranscutefeet

They are a cool person with cool followers and have social anxiety so their only friends are online people, depressing, right?

WOAH, edsheeranscutefeet is so poggers!!

by Edsheeranscutefeet August 24, 2021

Edsheeranspurplevibrator

A very gigantic purple thing that likes to stomp on cities and date random women from mars.

They like to eat planets, and sometimes people. Their current homeland is Minnesota.

They will throw their babies at you if they feel threatened.

“Oh shit, I see a gigantic purple thing in the air again.”

“Wtf do you mean Carlo?”

“Look.”

“Oh. Well, goodbye carlo. See you in the afterlife.”

“Its edsheeranspurplevibrator”

by SketchyOtakuLol August 29, 2021

edsheerandeeznuts

A person who has swag and is very gay

Person: edsheerandeeznuts is so cool
Person2: ikr lets have hardcore sex person1

by Olie592 January 9, 2022

edsheeranphobix

edsheeranphobix Is my fav moot she is nice funny and smart

Person 1: “ edsheeranphobix is the best moot in the world”
Person 2: “tru dat”

by Oliveoil_shat April 8, 2022

ifollow_edsheerankinnies

Is someone on TikTok with a piss kink and they also kin and simp for Ed Sheeran.

Someone: ifollow_edsheerankinnies Is the best

by Hamilton fan July 3, 2021

edsheeransexual

when u love ed sheeran and only ed sheeran forever🐔❤️❤️

me: "i love ed sheeran"

my friend "oh so your edsheeransexual?"
me "yes!"

by damonkaielijah May 27, 2021

edsheeranswap

the most popular person on tiktok

have you heard about @edsheeranswap? i can’t believe they’re the most followed person on the app.

by coolhotsexygurll January 7, 2021