Ewan Hamilton is probably bad at skatboarding but can kick flip. Most Ewan Hamilton's drink way to much monster and probably have a heart rate of 130 BPM. Most likely ginger as it is an Irish name. Being Irish he gets way to drunk every weekend and blacks out at 11pm.
Guy 1. Why is Ewan Hamilton passed out already it's only 11:00
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
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This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.
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(He also owns all the women including your mother)
(He also owns all the women including your mother)
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