evan: literally THE best bf to ever have existed. words cannot explain how much i love and appreciate him:,) ngl he’s kinda smelly n a lil old BUT i wouldn’t trade him for anyone else >:) (hello kitty maybe i’m still thinking abt it 😳) also also HI EVAN !!
by small head October 28, 2020
Get the evanmug. 
he is smart and SUPER funny! he is the sweetest human on the earth. he is just like a little cinnamon roll!
Kate: who is THAT!?
Nat: oh yeah. that's Evan.
Kate: he is super cute!
Nat: yep. i would date him, but i'm a lesbian, so he's all yours!
Nat: oh yeah. that's Evan.
Kate: he is super cute!
Nat: yep. i would date him, but i'm a lesbian, so he's all yours!
by s.h.i.e.l.d.a.g.e.n.t December 6, 2019
Get the evanmug. evan is a very sweet caring person. who if you have the chance to be friends with him take it. because you will never meet someone like him. he is funny and honest. and if you get in a relationship him he is very loyal and not a cheater. but do not take his kindness for weakness. because if he needs he will be serious and he will stick up for himself or friends but overall he is a very goofy person that will light up your day.
by cowboy.boyman March 2, 2020
Get the evanmug. EH - v uh n:
this word has been used through out the ages since the beginning of time as a title for the best cock-sucker in any particular village/town.
this word has been used through out the ages since the beginning of time as a title for the best cock-sucker in any particular village/town.
The Evan in my village is always on his knees. Our Evan makes life worth living. I remember when our Evan was just a boy....
by Horriblechild October 19, 2019
Get the Evanmug.