EPIC GAMER TOOL

The one and only pickaxe that is more epic than the word epic itself. More epic than ever.

For example...
Oh my god. It’s an...
EPIC GAMER TOOL.

by spotlight ah September 13, 2019

Epic pen

You just misspelled epi pen you moron.

ur mom: That epic pen literally felt like Jesus being injected into my leg!

you: Epic pen?

ur mom: oops sorry lol autocorrect **EPI PEN

you: wait, but, we're talking right now?

ur mom: *sweating*

by sluoush June 30, 2020

epic huan

epic huan is epic huan cause huan is very epic period.

EPIC HUAN IS EPIC!

by asdadgsx October 31, 2021

epic gamer sex

so cool such amaze sexy omg

you dood that was epic gamer sex

by bchdhbcjhdb October 5, 2021

Awesome Epic Guys

Two twitch streamers, well known for their high quality content and their exceptionally large cucumbers.

"I watch Awesome Epic Guys."

by Fuficc December 6, 2020

Epic Beard Man

67 Year old Vietnam Vet. Who beat up some black person on a bus. He also was tasered at a ballpark for being super badass. EBM is the new world order. He is also AMBER LAMPS. He is our king.

>>Hey did you hear about what happened to that black guy in that bus the other day?
> Yeah. Epic Beard Man owned that d00d.

by GOEBM. February 17, 2010

Epic Flail

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.

fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.

by A Fish May 16, 2008