Story Drool

Stories created when a writer doesn't have any good ideas, but wants to write a story anyways. Usually the writer hopes, that even if it doesn't make sense to him/her, there will be readers who will find ways of analyzing and making it make sense in their lives.

noun
Reader one: Can you believe the depth to that story about the penguin?
Reader two: I'm pretty sure that was all just story drool. It meant nothing.

Verb
You have no idea what you're talking about, you're just story drooling.

by Brooke D. Marcus March 3, 2011

Ketchup Drool

The runny liquid that comes out of the new ketchup bottle before the good, thicker ketchup squirts out. This is easily solved by shaking up the bottle.

Danny made the mistake of choosing the new ketchup bottle, so his burger was covered in nasty ketchup drool.

by SavannahCat June 3, 2015

Noochy Droog

A foolish person. Commonly used to insult someone for no reason other than fun. A very casual slang word, and can be said as just "Nooch," or "Droog."

Jimbo: "Hey, why did you do that you noochy droog?"

Blobby: "I like to eat flesh, you droog! You are my human cattle!"

by Lard boy of lard May 22, 2018

pilbury doboy

i ate so much vibrant green funfetti my intestines are permanently stained green which results in every shit i take being bright green god it looks like im vegan or something should i see a doctor mmmmmm funfetti

ughhhhhhhh owwwwww my intestines owowwwwwwwww pilbury doboy

by avocadonumberr January 29, 2019

coo drool

when your coochie is ejaculating. basically female ejaculation.
first said by Berleezy

"Coo Drool? That's jus when you walk around naked when your coo be drooling."- iBerleezy (Life Is Strange 2 - Episode 1 Live, 2:53:16)

by hailey.gif May 26, 2019

Sdp (stop drool and pop)

when your fucking a girl doggy style and you start to get that feeling, you pull out, drool on her back so she thinks u came, and when she turns around bust in her face.

yo man I got laid last night and I pulled a sdp (stop drool and pop) that hoe it was the funniest thing ever. she had cum all over her face

by Notaperv June 1, 2009

starfish drool

An extremely crude term for diarrhea.
("Starfish" is an extremely crude term for your anus).

Eating White Castle sliders will give you a bad case of starfish drool.

by Don Wong October 28, 2003