Douschelord

Someone who is such a MAJOR dousche. Also who thinks he or she is cool

What the hell is Douschelord doing here?

by bootbutt1234567 May 26, 2010

Doushless

When someone is being a douche and useless at the same time. That combo happens often.

Johnathan wasnt telling me the girls number. Hes so doushless

by Tychuk88 May 10, 2010

doushcock

A major reject. Generally this person has a much higher projected opinion of themselves than anyone else. Doushcocks come in many variets. Some have missing teeth and poor general hygene while others spend hours on their orange tans and over gelled haircuts. A doushcock is always happy to tell you how cool he or she is but in general is a loser. This syndrome has likely developed through years of being picked on as a child or some other family issues as a child such as not being held enough or being held too much.

I saw this toothless drunk guy trying to hit on this girl at the breeze. I wonder if that doushcock's rhetoric ever works.

Ever watch jersey shore? what a bunch of doushcocks!

by GTL_TODAY February 18, 2011

douschewagon

super-dousche. A person who exceeds the normal level of douschebaggery.

"Look at that GDI!" "Yeah, what a douschewagon."

by themanofwisdom14 May 3, 2011

Douschenozzle

A person that emanates Dousche from every aspect of their being.

That guy is such a douschenozzle

by potatoes123456789 November 12, 2011

Dougying

Verb; excessively shadow, stalk, linger unwantedly.
Adj; DOUCHE, douche-like characteristics
Noun; Doug Holland

Was old man river really dougying it up outside the whole time?

by Bootboot Purse June 28, 2012

dousched-upon

experiencing the phenomenon of dousche behavior, comments and overall dousche-ness from another person

Working in restaurant I observe many instances where I am dousched-upon, such as needy guests having the audacity to not tip me.

by daisyflower February 3, 2013