double rayban

The definitive sign of douche baginess. One wears a pair of sunglasses on his head as well as on his face.

During lunch I saw a total double rayban. I wouldn't have cared less, but he was sitting inside.

by 69-24-7 October 07, 2013

Double Dumpkin

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

double halfsies

When you can't decide between two things, so you and another person (usually a friend or acquaintance) each purchase one of the desired items and you both exchange half of each item with one another.

Note: Most often done when ordering food. This way you can eat both items you want instead of ordering two meals and looking like a fat ass.

Person 1: "Man, I can't decide between the teriyaki chicken or the club."
Person 2: "Yeah, me neither."
Person 1: "Double halfsies?"
Person 2: "You read my mind."

by rkitch February 12, 2013

double hatty

when two players from the same football team each score a hat trick

Reef: Did you see Madrid's double hatty yesterday?

LandyCakes: Yeah man, all six goals were sick. Ronaldo is a god amongst men. And its about time Benzema showed up to a game.

by BarcaSucks December 24, 2010

Double D'Ann

When a cranky woman flips you the bird with both hands as a response to a benign and innocent question

i asked her if she saw the email and she gave me a Double D'Ann

by notakrause February 01, 2018

Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once

Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.

by dbfloyd December 28, 2009

double bucket

having diarrhea & throwing up at the same time

Jim was sick with the flu he was working the double buckets.

by l3ath3r December 18, 2008