Donut roll

Going to multiple donut shops sampling donuts. Much like going on a pub-crawl, except your going for donuts. Inspired by National Donut Day.

Brian, "Has anyone seen Randy?"
Liz, "Nope, last I heard he was on a Donut Roll."

by RgWord June 7, 2013

Golden Donut

The best of the best. A coveted prize.

(Taken from Home Alone when Harry tells Marv that the McCallister house is the Golden Donut when they are planning their Christmas heists.)

"I love all of Christopher Nolan's flicks but The Dark Knight is the Golden Donut of the bunch."

by Jakewobegon December 5, 2012

Glazed donut

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.

"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"

by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016

Dinky Donuts

Coffee shop in the sitcom "Seinfeld", frequented by Joe DiMaggio.

Kramer: "I just saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts. You know, I looked in there and there he was having coffee and a donut."

by Shaunn L. July 1, 2008

Piggy donut

When someone gets 0 kills and 10 deaths in Call of Duty(high negative).We call it piggy donut because it resembles a Small penis and 2 Big balls

Omg this kid just went 0-10 ,he just dropped a piggy donut

by Adri4n557 July 10, 2016

Dumb Donut

Someone who isn't the brightest. One could even say they have a gap between their ears. They are essentially the opposite of a smart cookie.

Carol: My sister is pregnant and I can't wait for the gender reveal. It's so exciting to find out if I'm going to be an aunt or uncle.

Carl: Oh Carol, you are a dumb donut!

by Sheepherder37 June 4, 2020

Hurtz Donut

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"

Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?

by Anonomouslyinurpants November 18, 2010