Skip to main content

Dominican College of Tarlac

DCT
The single worst place in the universe.

Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.

AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.

School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
A friend Oh you study on Dominican College of Tarlac
Me : you mean hell?
by Oldfagbayani May 7, 2018
mugGet the Dominican College of Tarlac mug.

dominican mudslide

When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.
After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.
by Masterbeaner October 7, 2016
mugGet the dominican mudslide mug.

Dominican flop

A rare modern hairstyle where the person's hair is short on the sides and long on the top. The hair on the top of the persons head is combed over to their desired side. Hair gel or other products may be used to get the desired "flop" to stay all day.
That large American's Dominican flop is blowing In the wind
by Send it January 6, 2017
mugGet the Dominican flop mug.

Dominican married

When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!
"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."
by Kaybeejohari January 6, 2017
mugGet the Dominican married mug.

Dominican Shoehorn

When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.
Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.
by Macdeez August 21, 2013
mugGet the Dominican Shoehorn mug.

Dominican Spaghetti

A dish created in the Dominican Republic. Its spaghetti but, Dominican. Often using plantains instead of meatballs.
I made some Dominican spaghetti
You mean, just spaghetti?
by Unknown_Scholar November 24, 2021
mugGet the Dominican Spaghetti mug.

Dominican Gas Mask

A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.
"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"

"No fuckin way, vile."
by HolyRiot99 May 27, 2023
mugGet the Dominican Gas Mask mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email