A real diva roach is defined both by an obsession with superficiality and themselves (i.e. diva); and generally being a disgusting insect who just won't die (i.e. roach). The term is thus a profound insult reserved only for the most vile of rat cowards or reversals in evolution.
etymology: early 21st century, from diva + roach
etymology: early 21st century, from diva + roach
Amir Valerie Blumenfeld: I've been acting like a real... a real diva roach for the past seven... eight years.
Jacob Penn Cooper Hurwitz: Don't you think at that point it's not acting like anything, you just are a diva roach? Like some sort of reverse evolution?
Jacob Penn Cooper Hurwitz: Don't you think at that point it's not acting like anything, you just are a diva roach? Like some sort of reverse evolution?
by MAV28 April 24, 2014
A website for girls (and few guys) to have fun and dress-up their diva-dolls. A site showing everyone that anyone can be successful in computer mechanics and be stylish at the same time.
by kittyette1 September 4, 2010
by dhcjre March 11, 2009
1. A person whose long-reinforced sense of entitlement overwhelms and disables their ability to understand and/or adhere to reasonable social norms
2. A person who kills the fun.
Alternate definition and origin:
A chimpanzee raised in wealth and comfort and trained in the entertainment industry who is now retired and is unable to adapt to a chimpanzee's natural habitat in favor of a pampered human-like existence.
2. A person who kills the fun.
Alternate definition and origin:
A chimpanzee raised in wealth and comfort and trained in the entertainment industry who is now retired and is unable to adapt to a chimpanzee's natural habitat in favor of a pampered human-like existence.
Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: I can make you an omelet.
Person 1: You must assure me that they are farm fresh, locally raised cage-free organic eggs, and be sure to separate the whites from the yolk.
Person 2: Stop being such a diva chimp.
Person 2: I can make you an omelet.
Person 1: You must assure me that they are farm fresh, locally raised cage-free organic eggs, and be sure to separate the whites from the yolk.
Person 2: Stop being such a diva chimp.
by dcp2010 June 6, 2010
1.When someone needs to be invited individually to a party several times and possibly, gushed over, and then you wished that they never were invited at all.
2. A person not able to accept or acknowledge a group invitation.
3. There will be Drama
2. A person not able to accept or acknowledge a group invitation.
3. There will be Drama
Diva Invitation
Guy 1: Did you invite her to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited everyone !
Guy 1: yeah, but you know that Chick needs a Diva Invitation to show up at a party.
Guy 1: Did you invite her to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited everyone !
Guy 1: yeah, but you know that Chick needs a Diva Invitation to show up at a party.
by MikeGO October 23, 2007
1.A woman that claims that the bigger the dick is the better the sex will be.
2.Requires a man to possess a penis size larger than the average 5-8 inches to be satisfied.
3.A woman more likely to fuck horses.
2.Requires a man to possess a penis size larger than the average 5-8 inches to be satisfied.
3.A woman more likely to fuck horses.
And usually, if men are not as endowed as some of the dick divas think they should be, then they make up for it in other ways.
by ShoNASTY June 22, 2011
A housewife who is beautiful and fabulous but hard-working. Making a fashion statement while doing housework is must! She's usually multi-tasking by taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning, sweeping, mopping, etc. while wearing her cute lil aprons and high-heeled shoes. It's all about looking good while doing it!
by Mea143 November 25, 2010