Dishwashed

The term used to refer to someone who is excessively high on marijuana. Symptoms include the spins, nausea, vomiting, paranoia, anxiety, sleepiness, excessive laughter, redness of the eyes, dry mouth, elevated heart rate, and decreased mobility.

Bro, I'm so dishwashed right now. I can't even move!

by Moneymacster March 07, 2016

Dishwashing

The act of becoming a dishwasher.

Mochi was still dishwashing when I called her.

by rc_who? December 07, 2023

The Dishwasher

A sex act, consists of wearing rubber dishwasher gloves and doing whatever Tyler Derden does.

Did the Dishwasher last night. It was wet everywhere.

by Stovepipemcginty April 20, 2021

hydrophobic dishwasher

What you call Somebody when they suck at any game

guy 1: BRO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!

guy 2: STOP BEING A HYDROPHOBIC DISHWASHER AND DO YOUR ONE DAMN JOB

by DarkStorm460000 March 12, 2025

Empty the Dishwasher

Code for draining the gock of your transfem tradwife.

"Sorry guys I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher or my wife will get mad."

by lunabeawesome May 01, 2024

dishwasher party

A party with a bunch of women typically thots and one guy

When Aj went to a dishwasher party and the dishwashers were all over him

by Kbuerkie May 29, 2018

Dishwasher head

Dishwasher head is when you were thinking of something then all of a sudden forgetting your train of thought. This often occurs when under the influence of marijuana or in popular terms, high.

"Oh no I can't remember. Dishwasher head" 🤔

by Dishwasher Head January 07, 2017