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Dirk

An absolute legend or what some would call downunda “a sick cunt.” When he’s not deleting suds or crushing rockets, one can find him getting frothy deep in the Canadian Rockies snorkeling fresh POW or catching barrels on the coast when the swell is fir’n. Often a free spirit and tough to nail down - he can always be found traveling the globe. If you happen to run into a Dirk buy him a tinny and ask him about his latest conquest.
What a Dirk…
by TampaD November 23, 2021
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Dirk

The opposite of something being 'lit'
Bryce says, "This class is Dirk"
by BilliamWeen September 19, 2017
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dirk

used to describe a short chinese boy with glasses who is incapable of doing any physical or mental work and cannot be loaded with anything higher than 1st grade work
Damn he pulled a dirk.
by onichan1236669 October 16, 2018
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a person who is a dork and has the common sense or attitude of a dick/dickhead.
Dirk: What are you doing?
Me: Playing the gat
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said playing the cat, I was like wtf?
Me: You're such a dirk.
by lyingking December 15, 2018
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is gay.
Dirk is gay.
by TheRealBillClinton January 24, 2024
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Long Dirk

The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny
by Dallas Cowvericks November 29, 2011
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Can be used in any part of a sentence to describe how something is cool, brutal, awful, gut wrenching etc.
“God that’s so dirk”
Son of a dirk”

Smells like dirk”
by Elmoisdope11 June 7, 2019
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