A dingleberry is a peice of shit that doesn't know how to swim so she hangs onto your anal hairs for her life while you are pushing Mr. Brown. Dingleberries plural for dingleberry.
by Ceyhan August 27, 2004
Get the dingleberries mug.When a guy cums in a girls hair and she accidentally falls asleep, forgetting about it until the next day. When she wakes up the next morning it looks like she has partial dreadlocks from the dried semen in her hair.
This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.
This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.
"Thank God I had a hat in my car, I totally forgot Billy blew a huge load in my hair and I have a mad case of Dingledreads!"
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1-noun. A competition in which contestants bob for dingleberries (similar to bobbing for apples). This involves multiple men/women licking one man/womans asshole in hopes of coming out with the most dingleberries.
2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.
2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.
1- "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our 58th annual Dingleberry Bob! Competitors, please approach your assigned asshole."
2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."
2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."
by underwatrdrummr September 1, 2011
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Get the dingleberries mug.a festuring smouder of anal dreads that are formed from sloppy droppings that decend from ones anal cavity and clings to ones ring pubis.
dingle smell single smell dingle through my fray.. oh what fun it is to tug on my back yards ropey clay.
by dans May 2, 2003
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Get the Dingleberry Picking mug.An ass-booger that makes for great rolling and flicking, having a characteristically rubbery clay-like texture due to being largely made up of fecal matter.
While watching TV, I enjoy the simultaneous pastime of plucking the dingleberry, or 'dingle' from my rectal ring, often time plucking the pubic follicle along with it. After the decadent act of flicking it on the carpet, the reward is that you can smell your finger for quite sometime afterwards, relishing the memory, and anticipating the next dingle.
"Stinky, the poop man, was a smelly runny soul, with a brown top hat, and a turd-nose, and two eyes made out of dingle"
"Stinky, the poop man, was a smelly runny soul, with a brown top hat, and a turd-nose, and two eyes made out of dingle"
by Cab Callaway January 3, 2006
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