Dinger

An Australian male who has sex with kangaroos.

Oi! That there Dinger is humping that roo!

by UsedDinger October 7, 2013

Dinglesaurus Rex

A large T-Rex of nightmares that chases after you, screaming random words like 'Dingles!' or 'Bungus!'

See also: Cockaraptor

Man 1: "Dude, I had this crazy dream i was being chased by a Dinglesaurus Rex"
Man 2: "Shut the hell up Steve, You're a cunt."

by PatH93 December 10, 2011

Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

Dingleschmaltz

The mixed emotions of anxiety, melancholy, and excitement brought on by the holiday season.

I feel all dingleschmaltz when I see the Hallmark commercials on tv.

by YargMeHearties November 5, 2014

Dingoshloop

When a dog sneezes, farts, coughs, or rolls a round, shakes his face off, and then sneezes a bunch. Also, when any canines of any sort jump into a pool or a medium sized body of water and start to paddle to land, and spray everyone by shaking their fur.

My dog just dingoshlooped all over everyone, now we're all wet!
Did your dog just dingoshloop? Oh my god, that's adorable!

by SatanWithoutHorns November 22, 2016

Digestive Roulette

This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.

Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?

Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?

Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!

Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!

by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017

Digésplif

The joint you have after a satisfactory meal in Montreal.

Person 1: "After this brunch we should smoke a digésplif"

Person 2: "Oui oui!"

by JimmyCorrigan January 20, 2018