drunk patrol

When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.

"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."

by the steve. October 14, 2006

Drunkaline

A girl who gets real drunk and sloppy all the time. she is school smart but talks slo wly and seems dumb. she tends to be a slutjewski

holy shit drunkaline slutjewski is down to sheckler?!

by ohhellyeah January 27, 2009

drunk bumps

1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.

Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.

by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009

drunk bed

a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs

Girl at club: So pumped to go to sleep tonight. I have the perfect drunk bed to go home to.

by lamicmic January 8, 2010

drunk owl

To be Drunk only in night time, when the sun's down.

"Hey bro what take a shot with your cereal"? "You know me man, I'm only a drunk owl".

by Blu3D3v1l October 20, 2019

Hemingway drunk

adj. When you spend a day marathon drinking, from noon or possibly even the morning until late into the evening stopping only to eat small meals.

Check out Billy, he's been drinking everything in sight since 11:00 AM. Whiskey, wine, beer you name it. He's not just getting drunk, he's getting Hemingway drunk!

by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010

wank drunk

To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.

Alright mate, you look really tired.

Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.

by Alright Mullet September 29, 2010