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Corporate Dementia

A serious cognitive disorder exhibited by large corporations with incapable leadership, and lacking a coherent strategy.

It is normally required to be present for at least 6 months to be diagnosed; cognitive dysfunction which has been seen only over shorter times, particularly less than weeks, must be termed Corporate Delirium.

Symptoms of Corporate Dementia can be classified as either reversible or irreversible, depending upon the cause of the disease.

Daycare centers offer supervision, recreation, meals, and limited health care to afflicted board members, as well as providing respite for employees.
The conduct of British Telecom following the revelation of the Phorm mass surveillance scandal could be diagnosed as 'Corporate Dementia'.
by Ian Livingston September 25, 2009
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demention

demention is the noun version of demented, which gives identity to the various forms of otherwise, cruel and unusual, perverted, insidious, unprosecuted, reprehensible aka demented behavior that typically ensues when one preys upon another ostensibly innocent/underage/powerless/involuntary victim who does not have an equal opportunity to make an informed choice
Once you know the full history of the man, it becomes apparent that many subtle dementions have filtered into the psychoses of Woody Allen's often self autobiographical films.
by tiffanyesq October 17, 2018
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Demen

From the roots 'dirty' and 'semen.' Means dirty semen.
Came home and banged my girlfriend after a week of camping. Gave her the demen
by wrastlinman October 17, 2009
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Joe Biden has dementia

That dumbass president (Joe Biden has dementia). He can't distinguish a tornado from a hurricane. He also can't tell which parent you lost (if you lost any). So it is Camel Toe Harris and Nasty Pelosi who is trying to destroy America.
Joe Biden has dementia

This is proof that Joe Biden has dementia, "So, you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store and a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman who runs the … or brings out the carts on a forklift. What happened?"
by Skyrim550 December 29, 2021
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Deminger

Noun. A creature, resembling a dementor from the Harry Potter Series that sucks out the souls of innocent girls. Wears a hood, and when said hood is pulled back, it is revealed to be a ginger.
Friend 1: Oh my goodness, did you hear about Tommy?
Friend 2: What happened to him?
Friend 1: He got his soul sucked out by a red haired dementor!
Friend 2: You mean a deminger!?
Friend 1: Yeah!
by TheYoungJLH September 22, 2012
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Personality Dementor

People who are so boring and inapt of having any type of originality that they actually begin to suck your spontaneity or creative qualities. They can only be warded off with being incredibly cold or direct rejection.
Girl 1: God I hate being such a bitch but she's just been a complete Personality Dementor!

Girl 2: I know, she's nice but every time I'm with her it feels like she's sucking all my creativity away!
by gaelicstorm<3 September 14, 2011
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demented

to be out of one's head on ecstasy in Cork city, Ireland
"i'm fuckin demented, boy!" followed by horrible gnashing of teeth noises
by ros2222 June 24, 2007
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