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Delta Force 

Real full name is 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta. They are in the U.S. army, however are open to all branches and recruit soldiers from every branch (even SEALs in the navy). They were inspired by British SAS (who they cross train with). And these guys are The Ultra-elite U.S. Special Ops soldiers. They have about 360 personnel. These guys are the Baddest, biggest, boldest, bravest, best, crazyest, deadliest, hardest, meanest, most accurate shooters (have to score 100% accuracy), most badass, most brutal, most elite, most extreme, most fearless, most hardcore, most powerful, most Professional ass kicking, roughest, scariest, smartest, toughest, top, and ultimate warriors in the world. They are the army's version of the navy's SEAL TEAM SIX, and in general about equally elite. You may have heard that these crazy bastards were involved in the Black Hawk Down insident. They also helped capture Saddam Hussein. Some people think that they should have been the ones who killed Bin Laden. These guys are such badass motherfuckers that a single 4 man group of Delta Force members could likely defend themselves against like hundreds of I.S.I.S. members. They are nearly impossible to hide from. I would be honored to serve in Delta Force.
Taliban company leader: Okay I got a few Platoons in my company ready to attack! Americans will die!

Delta Force guy 3 minutes later: HOOAH! I had destroyed that company of fuckers by myself! Now I hope their leader says hello to them down in hell after I kill him next! It sure kicks ass to be in Delta Force!

Random soldier: That dude over there cleared out a hotel with like dozens of Al-Qaeda members all by himself! He scored 100% accuracy on his shooting test! What an ass kicking machine!

Other Soldier: Guy must be in Delta Force
Delta Force by Chillice February 6, 2015
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Delta Nine 

Street slang for marijuana derived from its full chemical name, Delta-9 Tetrahyracannabinol. (See THC)
This Delta Nine is dank, y'know?
Delta Nine by Rellek April 25, 2003

Delta Beta 

A euphemism for the term "douche bag"; also the world's oldest Greek Letter organization.
That so-and-so playing the guitar over there is a Delta Beta.
Delta Beta by Eric Mudd March 27, 2008

Delta Upsilon 

Known for pounding the hottest strange on college campuses, running show in intramurals and pounding GDIs girlfriends the second they leave them alone. Can be easily spotted rocking short-shorts, sperry's and wearing costa del mars.
GDI: Where's my girlfriend

Friend: I think she left with that DUchebag in the sperry's

GDI: Damn I wish I was in Delta Upsilon!
Delta Upsilon by UABro-king September 26, 2011
The coolest and best fraternity at Penn State
Dave: Yo you going to the delta chi daylong today?
Pasquale: I wish!
Delta Chi by pasqualeee May 2, 2011

Delta Woods 

A bunch of teachers that are burnt out faggots and that only come to teach because they need a pay check to afford icy hot, so that they can go home and fuck them selves, while watching horse porn.
Delta woods teachers conversations:

Teacher 1: Yo what should I do with my paycheck?
Teacher 2: I don't know. Go fuck yourself maybe?
Teacher 1: Great Idea!
Teacher 2: How your class going

Teacher 1: define special ed
Teacher 2: a bunch of retarded kids
Teacher 1: There your answer
Delta Woods by PeenMan13 May 24, 2019

delta phi epsilon 

A sorority founded in 1917, which helps young women acquire appreciation for themselves and others. Deephers, as they are commonly referred to, are usually the most authentic, kind hearted, determined women at any college campus. This is usually the sorority to be in.
Snobby, stuck up girl who wears to much make up and not enough clothes: Oh no! I didn't get into DPhiE (Delta Phi Epsilon). Screw Greek Life!
Nice, smart, well dressed girl: Oh... well... I did. Peace Hommie!
delta phi epsilon by dphie lovely December 9, 2008