Samuel: Mom, Dad, How was your day?
Mom: Listen, we heard you had sex with your swim instructor.
Dad: Son, we heard you during when you had Done the Deed at the local Gym...
Mom: Listen, we heard you had sex with your swim instructor.
Dad: Son, we heard you during when you had Done the Deed at the local Gym...
by MruhBroment April 9, 2020
Get the Done the Deed mug.Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
by YAWA February 21, 2020
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Scottish slang for "Dead"
by J Stanners August 19, 2003
Get the deed mug.An awesome metal/goth/industrial band from Ft.Launderdale, Florida. Their original music sounds amazing both on CD and in concert.
by areyoudeadyet September 26, 2006
Get the deadstar assembly mug.1. To do something dastardly.
2. To do something daring, courageous, dangerous, or otherwise risky.
3. To masterbate.
2. To do something daring, courageous, dangerous, or otherwise risky.
3. To masterbate.
"He finally did the deed... she's going to find an interesting surprise in her locker after third period."
"Well, I'm off to do the deed. Wish me luck on my chemistry final."
"What'cha doin'?" "I'm doin' the deed." "Eugh, that's dastardly."
"Well, I'm off to do the deed. Wish me luck on my chemistry final."
"What'cha doin'?" "I'm doin' the deed." "Eugh, that's dastardly."
by Pirate Cake May 22, 2006
Get the Do the Deed mug.A sweet, friendly, smart, and cute/hot girl. If she is your friend you are certified "cool". If you ever find a Deeda her last name has to start with "a" and end with a "i".
person 1:Im a lucky person
person 2:Why?
person 1:I have the sweetest friend
person 2:who?
person 1:Deeda
person 2:Ur soo lucky bro
person 1:I know right
person 2:Why?
person 1:I have the sweetest friend
person 2:who?
person 1:Deeda
person 2:Ur soo lucky bro
person 1:I know right
by H3ad.Sh0t.on1y December 19, 2018
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by miss crazy sexy cool August 21, 2003
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