dicking the pudding 

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

dicking the pudding by dacarlton February 15, 2005

Dicking market 

the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area

"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."

Dicking market by Bob Dole 007 October 20, 2011

Head docking 

the art of stretching ones foreskin over another persons face

raph had fallen asleep on the couch so kramer gave him a foresking hoodie, raph appreciaited it as it winter, head docking is an egyptian sport.

Head docking by dock champion April 26, 2010

Widow-Dicking 

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

Widow-Dicking by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

baby dicking around 

While wasting time or not being productive, doing an immature act that ruins the enjoyment for others.

We were having fun at the club, until Scott started baby dicking around and got us all kicked out.

baby dicking around by RichChigga July 19, 2016

Wolf Dicking 

While aggressively have sex with a woman doggy style, you start howling loudly like a wolf right before you're about to ejaculate.

I thought there were wolves in the back yard but it ended up being my roommate Tucker giving some slut a good Wolf Dicking!

Wolf Dicking by Z-N-A November 4, 2017

Micro docking

Micro docking is when a normal guy with a normal size penis fucks the inverted dick hole of a fat guy with a micro penis.

I have the best orgasms when micro docking with my fat friend, Jamie, he has the tightest inverted dick hole ever!

Micro docking by Dandydickhole February 9, 2018