dead

Gone and never coming back.

I accidentally hung myself and i woke up in a hospital with everyone thinking it was a suicide attempt. Now everyone i loved is gone and my past life and dreams are dead.

by Curtis_Robert September 12, 2011

Dead

U breathn’t

If u are dead, Logan Paul will find ur body and make a video laughing at u! Sounds like fun!

by Abdufirneklseptidjsken March 24, 2020

Dead

1. When you're friend drinks way too much blacks, and then passes out.

He's dead

by Josh Nalsbeem August 20, 2017

not dead

Something that is alive

Kid 1: Is he alive ?
Kid 2: Don't worry he is not dead.

by Pasta La Vista January 12, 2019

Deaded

Referring to someone being robbed of something; usually an object.

Friend A: Can I see your pencil?
Friend B: No, I'm using it.
Friend A snatches pencil from Friend B
Friend C: Ha! You just got deaded for your pencil!

by Teddii Bear January 16, 2009

dead

1) to no longer breathe, have a pulse, or being unable to continue to be alive.
2) refering to something that is no longer cool or good. Or that has never been.
3) in trouble, started as an exaggeration but now is completely literal
4) electronic that no longer works
5) anything that no longer works or is broken
6) anything that you can't figure out how to use and you want to blame the thing

1) My dog is dead
2) I wish I hadn't gone, that was so dead.
3) When my girlfriend finds out I'm gonna be so dead.
4) My phone is dead.
5) Dude, my hand died!
6) Dammit I hate my laptop it is totally dead!

by jmuhahaha March 13, 2008

Deadness

Deadness is when you are so tired; either from taking so many sedatives or from just being so fucking tired it's unreal!

Deadness

Niall P: What's up with you cockmeist, you seem agitated...
Owen L: Nothin', just pure deadness right now, probably need a ciggie.

by Owen Lang & Niall Phillips April 27, 2017