Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Last night, Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas and the dip went all over my shaft which made it look like a turd.

by Osama Bin Ballen October 15, 2020

don't Dallas that shit

To fuck up, fail, or other wise suck at life.

Hey man good luck on your test don't Dallas that shit tomorrow.

by Lam3Ducky February 1, 2019

episcopal school dallas

a school full of the rich kids who aren't smart enough to go to st. marks or hockaday.

she's stupid rich
she must go to episcopal school dallas

by litfamsocool1234 December 12, 2016

dallas cowboys

Overrated team that always fails their fans

Man 1: How about them Dallas Cowboys? Man 2: What about them??? Man 1: They got Eagles player of the game thanks to their performance!

by camz88 December 15, 2013

Dallas Barbeque

When you have explosive diarrhea while wearing sweatpants and the shit settles by the elastic near your ankles.

Craig was out drinking all night and had a Dallas Barbeque on the subway.

by dallas cook August 10, 2009

episcopal school of dallas

E- everyone
S- st marks
D- denied

"hey did you get into st marks"
"nah they waitlisted me but its chill bc my dad donated a building to esd so im going there"
"wow gotta love the episcopal school of dallas"

by fuckshitup746 January 24, 2020

Dallastown

A place with emos and skateboarders on the sidewalks 24/7. Dallastown is really just Main St. Then, everything ends, and it's just houses or the high school. Dallastown is considered the "urban" area of the Dallastown school district, though this is considered a joke because this is Main St.: shitty houses, churches, and the disgusting Dallas Theatre with really cheap movie tickets. Apparently from what they indoctrinate into the kids at Dallastown, Lyndon Johnson spoke to a crowd on Main St. while he was president. He must not have realized this is a shit hole.

Example 1:

This town is so dallastown; it's all run down and shitty.

Example 2:

Friend 1: Jeez, my life sucks.
Friend 2: My life is way more dallastown than yours!

by dallastownsucks July 26, 2009