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Dad

A dad is someone who will teach you ow to ride a bike to swim and to tie your shoes without my dad I would be lost
by Sam 2480 June 8, 2020
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A Dad

When someone addresses you as a dad and you’re not having a baby nor are you their dad calm down! you’re just extremely hot! Especially to girls with daddy issues!!
by Megatittiesnass March 18, 2021
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dad

dad was gone
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dad

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dad is the best dad
by cvbnmbvfbnm,nbvnm October 21, 2019
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Dad

A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.
Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."
by eeew October 29, 2017
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Dad

Someone who leaves you before you're born.
Me: my dad is gone.
by DadIsGone November 15, 2018
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Dad

Where is he?
Dad never came back with milk
by s3thums December 17, 2021
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