Dress Code

Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash

Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage

Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo

Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"

by David From Austin September 10, 2007

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fully dressed

A New Orleans term signifying a po-boy with all of the traditional condiments: mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles. Can also be used for sandwiches and burgers.

I'd like my shrimp po-boy fully dressed please.

by slinkykitty April 27, 2015

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Nipple dress

A dress with a circular opening on each breast which exposes both nipples to view.

Wow kathy's wearing a nipple dress.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 09, 2009

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Skype-dressed

(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.

Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.

by Plato9983 August 18, 2020

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SIP dress

Sex in public dress

Alternate name for a form-fitting, knit dress, especially a sweater dress not past mid thigh in length. Person wearing the dress may be perceived as "hot."

Such a dress may cause the person wearing it or those who see her to think of the possibilities of Sex in Public due to the ease of which the act could take place while wearing it.

"Damn, that sho nuff is a SIP dress, girl you look hot!"

by Baseballbird November 18, 2020

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