dildo

1. a "play toy" that looks like a dick...
2. also, my friend's nickname

1. she used the dildo all night last night
2. "hey dildo, how r u today..."

by The "Fake" Lauren August 5, 2004

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A plastic item used in the place of a dick by women.all men envy it because it is bigger than theirs will ever be.Women loveit because it works a treat.

Angela used a dildo yesterday because John weren't going to have sex with her

by expertno1 June 22, 2014

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dildo

Someone who has their head up ones ass.

Quit being such a dildo, your getting corn in your hair.

by dildinator April 16, 2003

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Hamtaro's favorite weapon,except his are generally metal,and barbed. The kind you buy in naughty stores aren't often capable of torture and mutilation.

Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!

by 0niTTRay October 4, 2003

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