Declan Botha

Cockney rhyming slang meaning 'leather sofa'

That's a lovely declan botha you've got there
I was sitting on my declan watching the telly

by icylavishness April 2, 2022

Declan Disease

A disease that causes everything awful to happen to you at one time. Often times, falling down stairs will occur.

Side effects include: migraines, vertigo, blindness, a killer british accent, being home schooled, and everyone in the hospital knows you on a first name basis. Also, you have a room reserved in a hospital at all times.

Guy 1:Dude poor guy! He hasn't been in school for months!
Guy 2: Yeah, he has Declan disease...

by weej and keej June 8, 2011

Declan feely

Another word for a strange breed of goat

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Another word for a penis

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one of the most frowned upon swear words

Person1-Omg look at that declan feely over there
Person2-What a starnge goat the declan feelys are
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Person1- Can i suck your declan feely
Person2- I am not gay

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Person1-your such a declan feely
Person2-OMG i'm telling

by Thesheepman12 March 29, 2010

Declan Altikriti

Declan Altikriti is a filmmaker that is aspiring to become better. He has made multiple films such as "Phantom of Crime" and a Spider-Man fan series. He has also had multiple YouTube channels such as 'DecTheDoctor" and "DecAltDelete"

Both channels were taken down, but he is still aspiring to rise to the top again.

Colin: "Who's your favorite filmmaker?"

Hayden: "Declan Altikriti!"

Colin: "Same!"

by Evakz October 13, 2019

Declan Melia

The front man of the coolest band in the world, British India.
He is also exceptionally amazing.

Declan Melia is heaps fine.

by Haofd May 3, 2009

Declan Dick

A unit of measurement commonly used in the Just Gaming and Crap Discord channel. It is superior to Metric, Imperial, and SI because of its simplicity yet accuracy. It is about equal to 20 centimeters, but some claim that it is still growing to this day. When Declan sees a picture of Ryan, the sexiest man on earth, the Declan Dick increases in size until he manages to relieve himself.

Man, I was a Declan dick away from winning!

by Binary Sloth November 6, 2016

declan lange

A sexy smoking guy who thinks he is and is top shit
The best at everything and is the hottest guy in the world... Everyone loves him, women want him and men want to be him. He has a huge cock and a sexy six pack!

Hey Declan Langeu have sexy abs

by One of his many lovers.... February 3, 2014