majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.

Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom

by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018

mad dangle

(adj.)having such tremendous stickhandling ability in streethockey (also known as stickball, dekhockey, ballhockey).

(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"

People who mad dangle
Alxeander Ovechkin
Claude Giroux
me

by Bill Cos' aka ds May 19, 2009

Dangling Oyster

Noun. A low hanging clitoris visible when one is standing naked.

I knew Nicole was a slut when I was able to flick her dangling oyster from across the room.

by K33n August 8, 2014

chain dangle

Have your man on top while the chain smacks your face

Let’s go let the chain dangle in my face

by Toastyshark February 15, 2020

Gangsta Dangle

When a player ensures that his beyatch unknowingly nibbles at his schlong first thing in the morning.

Boys it was my birthday - no better time of the year to Gangsta Dangle my ho

by Kwiss November 6, 2008

dangle beef

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.

"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."

by Terik October 17, 2007

she-dangle

1. A transgender person that appears to be female, but in fact has male genitalia.

2.The genitalia of said transgender person

ex 1. (Ted) Dude you almost took a she-dangle home last night! (George) Dude he looked like a chick!

ex 2. The size of the she-dangle's she-dangle was quite impressive.

by Nicktheboss March 5, 2010