walnut crunch

The act of covering a giant brown turd in cum

OH DUDE!!! u just made a walnut crunch on the couch! NASTY!

by jasowat January 25, 2007

Crunch Snap

A term you use in a poetry class

Crunch snap that was a great poem

by loljazzi February 05, 2020

crunch munch

When you eat someone’s pubic hairs like they are crunch munch popcorn.

“Dude, last night I ate so much crunch munch that I started to feel sick.”

by YummyGummies October 13, 2017

D-CRUNCH

D-CRUNCH are a k-pop boy group, based in South Korea, under AI Grand ent. They consist of 9 members, 6 rappers and 3 vocals, and they debuted in 2018. The official fandom name being Diana

Diana: hey do you stan D-CRUNCH?
non-Diana: I don't but I'll appreciate a song recommendation by them ^-^
Diana: sure, try out Pierrot by D-CRUNCH!

by HyunwoosGlasses October 14, 2020

Captain Crunch

Demonic cereal that makes you shit rainbows.

KJ: Wanna grab sum Captain Crunch Berries?
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!

by Bird Gang 😦 October 10, 2017

Malachi Crunch

A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"

by PookieBear123 November 17, 2018

Crispy Crunch

While having sex on a beach, to rub one's penis in the sand prior to vaginal penetration.

As if you gave her a Crispy Crunch that night on Long Beach.

by gmatt October 01, 2008