crunch-stench

1) a fetid smell that applies to one stench alone: that of catshit. thus and so since the crunch-stench of a witch's familiar causes a distinct "*crunch* my god would that i'd be elsewhere in the nick of time... to avoid this *crunch.*"

on a molcular level or, as certain departments would have it, what it actually happening here is the high iron content typical in the diet of a cat is acting like a bastard on the palatte, not only grating whatever, fags booze or aged cheese eg stilton is on there of the sufferer to begin off, but also dressing the wound with shit particles.

2) the derivative of what it is to be bested

having consumed ~yard of purple tin (and this applies to BOTH definitions, not that we all don't enjoy a good listing) steve-dave for some reason stepped outside to piss, i mean like this is outside his own house, to be greeted right (your left) templewise with a bastard. down he goes, into the local witch's familiar's ~week, ~week 1/2 old shit.

ooooh... now that's gotta crunch-stench.

by silencut March 1, 2009

crunch factor

When a male takes a seat and the fabric in the crotch gives the illusion of a sexual arrousement

Cindy: "Hey Tom, do you have a boner right now?"
Tom: "No Cindy, that's just the crunch factor!"

by Crunchmen November 17, 2015

crunch it

To work out, especially to lift weights.

Mostly a California bro expression, brought into the public eye by Will Ferrell in "A Night at the Roxbury".

Doug: So...I guess we're on a break from work.

Steve: Uh, yeah, looks like it....

Doug: Wanna crunch it?

Steve nods purposefully and the two men strut off.

by Emili000000000000 June 14, 2016

Crunch n' Munch

(n) Hippy Lesbian Porn

"I was watching this crunch n' munch video while talking dirty about hiking mount fuji with my life partner"

by bobbyDoesntLikecrunchies March 25, 2010

Crunch Berry

Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.

Dude 1: Dude! She's a total crunch berry!
Dude 2: Dude, I know. She totally crunch berried me.

by Tony the Tiger001 October 18, 2011

crunch-potch

A fucking crotch punch.

S: "Why isn't that creepy guy hanging around anymore?"
K: "That bitch earned himself a crunch-potch. You won't be seeing him anytime soon..."

K: "That's it. It's crunch-potching time!!!"
Guy: OH NOOOOOOOO! My penis!

by The Dapper Gentleman July 30, 2008

crunch bar

When someone is giving a rim job and then The rim job-ee takes a nutty shit.

hey did you go ass to mouth?
Yeah, but she crunch bar'd me!

by Corey M December 13, 2008